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6. A blonde studied all night for a geometry test. When she got the test it said to identify x (find x). So she circled x and wrote next to it: here you go
7.Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?" This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours." The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing."
"OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars. Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled their collars off while they were playing." "There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"
8.Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
9. A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,"Where did you get that?" The pig replied, Iwon her in a raffle!
10. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" the blonde says according to the box its a tiger. her boyfrend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. she lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spred all over the table. he studies the pieces 4 a moment then looks @ the box then turns to her and says 1st of all no matter what we do were not goin to b able 2 assemble these in2 a tiger. he takes her hand and says second i want u 2 relax. lets have a nice cup o tea & then..... he sighed welll put all these frosted flakes bak in the box.
11. a blonde and a brunette r out driving and the brunette, emily, tells the blonde, megan, 2 look out 4 cops- especially with their lights on. after theyve been driving 4 awile emily asks megan if she sees any cops and megan says yes. are their lights on? asked emily. megan thinks for a moment and says, "Yes no yes no yes no."
12. Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
13. A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".
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Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
16. A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
17. A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
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7.Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?" This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours." The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing."
"OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars. Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled their collars off while they were playing." "There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"
8.Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
9. A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,"Where did you get that?" The pig replied, Iwon her in a raffle!
10. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" the blonde says according to the box its a tiger. her boyfrend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. she lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spred all over the table. he studies the pieces 4 a moment then looks @ the box then turns to her and says 1st of all no matter what we do were not goin to b able 2 assemble these in2 a tiger. he takes her hand and says second i want u 2 relax. lets have a nice cup o tea & then..... he sighed welll put all these frosted flakes bak in the box.
11. a blonde and a brunette r out driving and the brunette, emily, tells the blonde, megan, 2 look out 4 cops- especially with their lights on. after theyve been driving 4 awile emily asks megan if she sees any cops and megan says yes. are their lights on? asked emily. megan thinks for a moment and says, "Yes no yes no yes no."
12. Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
13. A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".
14.
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
15.
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
16. A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
17. A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
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Dumb blond joke
All those Blondes out there don't take this personally, I'm blonde too.
1.Two blondes went to the mall when they returned to their car they found they were locked out so they took one of the bobby pins out of their hair and tried to pick the lock when i started to rain. One of the blonde girls said "hurry up its raining and the top is down!"
2. How did a blonde try to kill a bird?
Threw it off a cliff.
3.What do blondes do when they're bored?
Alphabetise a bag of M&M's.
4. A blonde was tired of being made fun of so she decided she would dye her hair brown. On her way home she passed a farm and saw a herd of sheep she thought they were so cute so she asked the farmer if she could guess how many there were if she could have a sheep. He agreed and she guessed "157" the farmer was astounded she was right. She got a sheep and went back to her car. The farmer asked"If I can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back?"
5. A blonde was tired of being made fun of so she decided she would memorize the capital of every American state, after memorizing all the capitals she went into a bar and saw a couple of men laughing at a dumb blonde joke. She walked up to them and said "Not all blondes are dumb you know, just ask me the capital of any American state. The men replied what about Arizona. After some thinking the blonde replied "A.
1.Two blondes went to the mall when they returned to their car they found they were locked out so they took one of the bobby pins out of their hair and tried to pick the lock when i started to rain. One of the blonde girls said "hurry up its raining and the top is down!"
2. How did a blonde try to kill a bird?
Threw it off a cliff.
3.What do blondes do when they're bored?
Alphabetise a bag of M&M's.
4. A blonde was tired of being made fun of so she decided she would dye her hair brown. On her way home she passed a farm and saw a herd of sheep she thought they were so cute so she asked the farmer if she could guess how many there were if she could have a sheep. He agreed and she guessed "157" the farmer was astounded she was right. She got a sheep and went back to her car. The farmer asked"If I can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back?"
5. A blonde was tired of being made fun of so she decided she would memorize the capital of every American state, after memorizing all the capitals she went into a bar and saw a couple of men laughing at a dumb blonde joke. She walked up to them and said "Not all blondes are dumb you know, just ask me the capital of any American state. The men replied what about Arizona. After some thinking the blonde replied "A.
