Yo mama
1. Yo mama so hairy she speaks wookie
2. Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code
3. Yo mama so ugly she put Marilyn Manson outta business.
4. yo mama so hairy when she jumps in a pool and gets out people start to sing chachachachia!
5. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
6.Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
7.Yo momma so fat that when a bus drove by she yelled TWINKIE!!!
8.Yo momma so fat that when she sat in class she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!
9.Yo mama so fat, she tripped over WalMart and landed in Target!
10.Yo mama so fat when she stood in front of the sun people thought it was a solar eclipse!
11. Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
12. Yo mama so fat she sits on coal and farts out a diamond! :)
13. Yo mama so fat when she went to get a water bed they had 2 put a blanket across Lake Michigan
14. Yo mama so ghetto she washes paper plates
15. yo mama so ghetto her momma breastfed her with gin and juice
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2. Yo mama so fat she has her own zip code
3. Yo mama so ugly she put Marilyn Manson outta business.
4. yo mama so hairy when she jumps in a pool and gets out people start to sing chachachachia!
5. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
6.Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
7.Yo momma so fat that when a bus drove by she yelled TWINKIE!!!
8.Yo momma so fat that when she sat in class she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!
9.Yo mama so fat, she tripped over WalMart and landed in Target!
10.Yo mama so fat when she stood in front of the sun people thought it was a solar eclipse!
11. Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
12. Yo mama so fat she sits on coal and farts out a diamond! :)
13. Yo mama so fat when she went to get a water bed they had 2 put a blanket across Lake Michigan
14. Yo mama so ghetto she washes paper plates
15. yo mama so ghetto her momma breastfed her with gin and juice
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